How can you be a Douchebag at the gym? Let me count the ways.
- Wear a fanny pack.
- Work out 15 minutes a day and look better than me.
- Throw the weights down on the ground.
- Rock back and forth doing bi's
- Have stick legs.
- Stare at me repeatedly.
- Blatently colour your hair jet black to cover the grey.
- Blow dry your crotch.
- Shave every stitch of hair off your front and leave your back like a rug.
- Use Polo.
- Have no job and think you are better than me because you are fit.
- Use roids. (I see you..you look good now but you were puffy and roided up 9 months ago. You cheat. You didnt look so good from just working out.)
This man is not a douche. The muscles, hair and tats all exclude any doucheyness you might notice.
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