What kind of guy drives a Volvo?
Ralph does! For those new to the blog, Ralph is 6'3, salt and pepper beard and hair, fit and completely and hopelessly gay. His BF is bloated but not fat and wears those douchey V-neck t-shirts at the gym.
Ralph and his BF are the type of guys who go to Napa as a vacation. You never see Ralph and his BF together at the gym. Ralph could skip a day or two. His BF needs to come twice a day. I'd peg Ralph and his BF to be in thier mid-30's. It wouldnt surprise me if they have a cute little dog.
Ralph always has a good workout and I rarely see him cheat, so that puts him above 95% of those at the gym.
I am insanely jelous of Ralph's body and was wondering if mondern science can give me a body transplant. Tall guys piss me off in that they can eat badly, drink, roll into the gym and look good. Wait till he turns 40! Ralph also told me he works from home which is my dream and makes me even more jelous.
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