Blond Gym Guy

Wednesday April 14th, 2010- Ode to the PVR

Dear PVR,

It's been only 2 weeks but I love you already. You do excatly what I say and allow me more control over the TV than I already have.

Our household has redisovered rugby as you must have figured out. What's not to love? Big beefy men in short shorts, asses in the air & violence! It's a sport for everyone!

We love the fact that you can find old eppisodes of Yes Prime Minister as well as new episodes of our favourite travel shows that come on too late for us to watch without falling asleep.

Our roomate loves you to because you introduced her to Sean. She was losing hope that there were no men out there left for her but you came into her life and showed her Sean. Thank you. (PS- Sean is very nude on the interweb.. just search)

Love,

Blond Gym Guy

xoxox 

Tuesday December 29, 2009

I have a whole bunch of things to wrap up so hold on.

I have 60 hours until I'm in the air to London. Then Dubai, then Capetown. Thats YYZ-LHR-DXB-CPT for all of you in the know. I leave on the 31st, get there on Jan 2nd. In economy. The whole way. Fuck. Please Emirates, if you are reading this, please bump me up to business class on at least one leg. I promise I'll be good this year. I am silver tier soon to be gold tier.

I'm confused..why do guys insist on wearing thier short/pants below thier undies so you can see the waist band? Very rarely do I find it sexy. I'm mean, do you really think I care that you wear Hanes that are too big for you because you are so skinny? Do you think those baggy boxers make you look sexy? Unless you are ripped, I could care less. And what is it about the underwear that goes to your knees?

I find basketball shorts and muscle tops at the gym very sexy. Only if you have good arms..ONLY.

This is a perfect example of GOOD..

My Wii remote is fucked up. I tried replacing the batteries and resetting but no luck. I'll try again tonight and if not just buy a new one. I'm pissed and panic'd all at the same time.

Lulu Lemon shorts make my ass look good when it doesnt really. I cant imagine how the gods of the gym would look in these shorts.

I have to pack, get my hair cut, do laundry, hit the drugstore, figure out what books need to be taken, take care of my dry cleaning, turn off the water, remember to pack a pair of running shoes, work out 2 more times at least, visit my folks, sleep, eat and breathe!

Saturday December 26th, 2009

Happy holidays to all that are reading the blog.

I'm sitting in front of the TV watching the World Juniors on TSN, whilst looking for games for the new Wii! It turns out I I bought one for my brother as a housewarming gift. I loved playing it with him so much that I went to the store with my enabler/roommate and I got it!. Very spur of the moement.

This is Genco Ecer. He's Turkish. He's cute and the song is catchy.